THESPISEXUAL
THESPISEXUAL
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THESPISEXUAL
5% of Americans
The Lowdown: You are turned on by stepping into fantastical stories, acting out scenarios. For you, sex is like theater: costumes, characters, and roleplay are all essential.
The Partner’s Job: When you are with a Thespisexual, your job is to be insatiably curious about the fantasy your partner wants to play out. Ask questions, mine for details, and be willing to take chances. This type will demand a bit of courage.
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THESPISEXUALS by the Stats
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5% of Americans
4% Women
7% Men
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7% of Straight Men
4% of Straight Women
3% of Gay Men
2% of Bisexual Women
0% of Bisexual Men
0% of Lesbian Women
* We also recorded data from Americans who identified as pansexual, asexual, and (separately) nonbinary, but each of these identifications was so small as to be less than half of our margin of error, so we’re not including this data due to the potential for misrepresenting their views.
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Standout Signs: Gemini, Leo & Aries
What thespisexuals fantasize about:
“We are enemies (okay maybe not enemies, but definitely argumentative with forced proximity). Somewhere in his castle, possibly eating or just sitting across from each other at a table. Staring after I’ve been forced to stay here with you. Eventually, I move to stand up and walk out of the room, jumping when the door suddenly slams shut. I go to pivot, yelling when a hand flies to the side of my head, against the now shut door. Endless staring and tension. Eventually, breaking eye contact to move from his arms caging me in, he suddenly grips my chin, turning me back to hold eye contact once more. Maybe a few more seconds of eye contact and dialogue, then at some point he just goes ‘you make it so hard to resist you.’ And then smoochy smooch and so much gooch. So much.”
- Thespisexual, to us (20, Woman, Pansexual, Cinema Concessions Worker)
“We are on the Millennium Falcon and Leia is with me, tending to my every desire. She knows what I want and need. She delivers it to me and gives in to my sexual tensions.”
- Thespisexual, to us (23, Man, Heterosexual)
“Cop and robber scenario handcuffed to the bed rail using toys and novelties to do and put them wherever you want. Tie me up so I can’t move or stop them from doing anything. Suck my nipples harder, be a little rough then gradually tease me. Deep throat my cock and play with my butt.”
- Thespisexual, to us (47, Man, Heterosexual, Homemaker)
Pleasing a thespisexual
We asked Thespisexuals what specific acts were important to pleasing them in this mode:
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50% of Thespisexuals
12% of Americans
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61% of Thespisexuals
47% of Americans
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43% of Thespisexuals
20% of Americans
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46% of Thespisexuals
30% of Americans
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43% of Thespisexuals
27% of Americans
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30% of Thespisexuals
13% of Americans
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Not all Thespisexuals are the same; some told us they also wanted:
Lots of pillow talk
35% Thespisexuals
23% All Americans
Vulnerable confessions
30% Thespisexuals
17% All Americans
Verbal confessions of love
44% Thespisexuals
33% All Americans
Coaching from thespisexuals
• Be curious about their unlived fantasy lives • Incorporate personal details into storylines • Have the courage to make mistakes •
“Details. Details. Details. Incorporate personal details into the storylines.”
- Thespisexual, to us (50, Man, Heterosexual)
“I'd tell them to open their minds and dream of something they wish they had been.”
- Thespisexual, to us (23, Man, Heterosexual)
“I don’t wanna be called rude names like slut, whore, and stuff like that. But, [I want] a lot of dialogue. Doesn’t have to be prewritten, but should be discussed beforehand. I’d like to be at least done up beforehand so I feel attractive.”
- Thespisexual, to us (20, Woman, Pansexual, Cinema Concessions Worker)
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Watchouts
Avoid the following:
1. Not fully leaning into the theme/fantasy
2. Getting lost in the fantasy world without something to bring you back
3. Not fully developing the desired scene
